We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.
In Hogwarts’ 1999 crop of successful graduates, there is a notable absence. What has become of the students of Slytherin house? The Knockturn Correspondent tracked down Slytherin’s class of 1999 and found out what has become of them since leaving the prestigious school.
first row, l-r: Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Gregory Goyle
second row, l-r: Tracey Davis, Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson
BLAISE ZABINI: Once a minor fixture in gossip columns, the only son of beautiful socialite Adaeze Zabini has somewhat fallen off the radar. Our search revealed that he now works for Gringotts Bank, although he told us that his position is ‘strictly classified’. Gringotts management refused to comment.
THEODORE NOTT: The only remaining member of the once-wealthy Nott family tarnished by associations with You-Know-Who, Nott has taken up a job with the International Magical Trading Standards Body after graduating with six Outstanding N.E.W.T.s.
GREGORY GOYLE: Currently working as a security guard for a number of establishments in Knockturn alley. Refused to give any information on his friendship with Draco Malfoy, who resisted all our attempts at contact.
TRACEY DAVIS: Working as deputy manager of Slug & Jiggers Apothecary on Diagon Alley. Potions research papers that she has co-authored can be found in many notable journals, and when we interviewed her she expressed a desire to take in further qualifications in Potion Engineering.
DAPHNE GREENGRASS: Currently unemployed, and turned down many of our requests for a formal interview, although her younger sister Astoria is rumoured to be engaged to the elusive Draco Malfoy.
PANSY PARKINSON: A writer for weekly magazine Cauldron Chat who could almost be considered a household name. Dispenses advice in her regular agony aunt column, and often appears the papparazzi pages of Witch Weekly. Currently in a relationship with Cormac McLaggen, a reserve player for the Falmouth Falcons, current champions of the Quidditch League.
Despite our best efforts, we could not reach Millicent Bulstrode, Sophie Roper, or Draco Malfoy for comment.
HARRY POTTER MEME: one house → Slytherin
Those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.
He’s just a boy.
"Years ago, I knew a boy who made all the wrong choices. Please let me help you.”